
LIVE FROM ST. PAUL....IT'S THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION!!! COME FOR THE SMELL OF LINAMENT AND STAY FOR THE BARELY CONTAINED HATRED!! A FESTIVE GATHERING OF SYCHOPHANTIC FRENZY WHERE EVERYONE IS WELCOME....UNLESS YOU'RE DIFFERENT!! THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION...WHERE YOU'll ALSO FIND:

*An unscripted racism
*Unbelievable Hypocrisy
*Values in Perpetual Motion
*The Place where god Lives
*People of Every Different Shade...of White
*Teen Pregnancy
*WAR
*A Waterboarding ride for the Kids
*Uncomfortable Conversation
*An Heroic intake of Alcohol
*A Viagra gift Bag
*Posters of Fetuses
*Plenty of Empty seats
*Racist Bumper stickers and Pins
*911
*Un-restrained Xenophobia
*Unfocused Anger ready to be Honed
*Closeted Homophobes of every Tax bracket
*Paranoia
*Plenty of Meth
*Self Loathing
*Un-mitigated Cruelty
*Wilfull ignorance
****** AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!!~ *******

SO COME TO THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION!!!!! ENJOY MEETING NEW PEOPLE WHO ARE EXACTLY LIKE YOU!!!!! SPEND SOME TIME IN THE "IGNORANCE IS BLISS" OASIS!!!! FUCK A CONGRESSIONAL PAGE!!! KILL A KITTEN OR A BABY BUNNY!!! LAUGH AT THE POOR!! THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION......COME FOR THE GROUPTHINK.....STAY FOR THE GAY ORGIES!!!!
DOUBLE PLUS GOOD!!!!!

Hitting the nail on the head....
theblaast,
citizen