In the ever invasive religous fervor that seems to permeate society, we now have museums that enlighten it's visitors with the story of dinosaurs on the ark. Once the ark landed in central Asia, two of every single living thing, hop out and start repopulating the Earth. How do other swaths of land recieve their biblical bounty, you ask? The animals and dinos floated across vast seas on billions of logs, ripped out by the deluge. One exhibit shows baby dinosaurs and little children frolicking together. It's just like the Flintstones! Of course the Earth and heavens were created by God in six days, six thousand years ago. Caine married his sister to people the earth. Which could explain why up to 50% of Americans actually buy this nonsense...inbreeding.

What is really ironic is that the lunatics that go and marvel at the displays, drive there. You know, using fossil fuel to power their automobile. Wonder how that gets reconciled in their little brains. It's probably just easier not to think about it and just believe.
As these people walk around the museum they are probably in awe of the exhibits, very lifelike. Amazing what we can do with science isn't? We can make scenes in a museum come to life, build state of the art buildings and fill them up with all kinds of technology. All to show how science doesn't work. Wow.

In a time in American history when we are being out produced in technolgy, out done in terms of medical research, and out educated in math and science, when we have things like faith based initiatives, bible camp, home schooling, the army of god, and evangelical "universities", I was wondering what else could be done to perpetuate the dumbing down of America. Thank you Kentucky and your creationist museum for descending from the heavens to save us from common sense.

Be very, very afraid,

theblaast
citizen

I play accoustic guitar and have found the best strings out there. They are called elixers. They have a coating that helps to inhibit the damage caused by the inevitable oil and dead skin that plagues all playing. It usually gives me an extra two months of strumming before they start to sound dead. The coating also enables your fingers to move more freely as there is less friction. They come in Accoustic and Electric, with all the guage choices availiabe in other strings. A little more expensive per pack, but you will change your strings less, and they sound great. Good playing.

notes, chords, and dead skin,

theblaast
citizen

A couple of weeks ago the bloated, multi-chinned, hate monger died, but not all of his chins did. Turns out two of his seven chins were kept alive by the many miracles purchased by Fallwel's flock.(64.95 for a regular miracle, not a bad deal.) Though the two chins were in very bad shape, they did survive. Look for them to continue the hate filled, repressive, un-american, and vile agenda that Christ himself had bestowed upon his favorite son, Jerry Fallwel.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Taking such a good man like Jerry, but leaving a couple of his chins to continue the fight. Divine. Look for his chins to battle tolerance and humanity for a long time to come. All the while selling bullshit at a very reasonable price.

Compari anyone?

Going Straight to Hell,

theblaast
citizen

Jenna and Barbara Bush...Which one is easier? You know one of them is a total slut. Two decent looking girls who haven't had to worry about anything except shopping, you know they fuck. But which one is always telling the other one that they have to put the dick down? They both have grown up in the right circumstances to become strumpets. Rich girls, whose father was either drunk or not there.

My guess is Barb. She looks the cleanest. She is the least attractive of the two so she probably has something to prove. Of course, because their family is so moral they probably practiced abstinence until they turned 18...and by abstinate I mean only lipstick parties and anal sex.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Fuck the flowers,

theblaast
citizen

Would someone please give Bush a blow job so we can get the impeachment started? That must be what it takes. Warrantless wire tapping, outing a covert CIA agent, politicizing the Justice Department, losing New Orleans, intenionally blurring the line between church and state and lying us into a war just aren't going to do it. It needs to be something truly evil, like oral sex. C'mon Condi, step up and do something for your country. You know you want to you dirty girl.

Amazed,

theblaast
citizen