Bill O'Reilly is perhaps America's greatest warrior. I don't mean he fought in real wars or battles. During his generation's war, Vietnam, he has said on the radio factor that he was too busy analyzing the situation. However, as he told another caller, he did participate in a couple of fire fights in Central and South America.
Armed with only a pen. Man, that guy is tough.

It takes a brave man to lie as much as he does, yet still remain incredulous when those lies are exposed. It takes big balls to call up a producer, his employee, and try to seduce her with words like "boobs" and phrases like "I killed on GMA", while his wife is at home. No man without the courage of Bill O'Reilly could attack Jeremy Glick for challenging the Republic/Fox point of view on 9/11, even though Jeremy's dad had perished in the attack. Finally, no mere mortal could Boycott France because they wanted nothing to do with Iraq. Man, that guy is tough.

Bill O'Reilly, a renaissance man of stupidity. A dogmatic propagandist who knows how to operate a loofa, at least while he sexually harasses an employee. Morons think he's smart.

That guy...well...he's tough.

I had better stop there. I don't want Fox security knocking on my door. Even worse, what if Bill somehow confronted me himself? The horror!. His dainty, hairy little finger pointed right at me, his blotchy face six inches from mine, how would I survive? Parish the thought. He's too tough...in his own mind. Everyone who's ever dealt with a bully knows what he is. A blowhard with a little penis. Oh yeah, and a great punter.

I wish Geraldo would have kicked his ass when they had that lovers quarrel a month or so back. I bet the make up sex was like Normandy. Go ahead and open my vault BIIIILLLL!

Go get him tough guy.

Lookin out for you,

theblaast
citizen

Hey Now!

Artie Lange has been on Stern for about six years,I think. He's talented and he makes me laugh sometimes. He says he's leaving. Well no offense Artie, see ya. You will still make your living doing what you love, which is rare, so you will be fine. You have acknowledged how being on the show has shot your profile up and given you opportunities. Good luck with them. Salude.

Now what should Howard do after Artie leaves? Give the chair back to Jackie. Not that Jackie was necessarily that funny, but tooling on Jack in his own voice is fucking hilarious. Sure he only laughed heartily at his own jokes and is obviously ruled by money. But what a well of material. The Jackie Puppet alone would be worth the price. Fred's killer wit, Robin's sometimes raw hatred, and Howard invalidating every thing he does. All in their own demented version of Jackie's own voice. Billy West will be missed, but someone else could do the puppet.

Sometimes You Can Go Back, Howard.

Ah...um...the biavians,

theblaast
citizen

Combovers and toupees. Doesn't wearing either, in fact, scream baldness more than baldness itself? No matter how much you pay for a toupee or "hair system" they all seem to look a bit off. Like if an alien culture created a facsimile of a human to send to earth, the hair would look like a toupee.(which is why Republics have so much Sylvio Dante hair, not human) Not to mention that people have seen you as you were going bald. Saw you losing your hair. Yet one day you come home with hair like a viking? No one except the most intimate in your life even acknowledge it too your face. They lie and tell you it looks amazing. You now wear a hairhat and you are counting on polite people to ignore it. That has got to feel good...and itchy.

On the subject of combovers, some men must have 18 inches of hair growing out of the strong side of their head. There is the straight across CO, the swirl it from the crown CO, the feather it forward then back CO, and the pay it forward CO. All look ridiculous, all are counting on polite people ignoring that fact. It looks great as they cement it to their head with Aqua-Net.

I can understand the motivation of these men, we are all vain. However sometimes the solution that they come up with is not the best for them, though they believe it is.
You expect good friends and family to tell you the truth. Whether it's about hairhelmets, talent, or an obvious booger in their nose. Someone has to say something. Of course if people told the truth to each other there would be no American Idol or the like. So people will still combover and practice hairbidashery, reality TV will be fed, and more and more people will walk around with boogers. All because it's so hard to be honest.

Cleaning a nostril while singing off key,

theblaast
citizen

I wonder if Reverend Ted Haggard is fixed yet. You may remember that Rev. Ted, as his lemmings called him, had a sexual affair with a man and a bunch of crystal meth. Of course, the rev. says he just bought the meth, he didn't do any. I see. He was forced to step down as head of the cult and entered the homosexual recovery program.(classes are 24 hours a day, seven days a week...in the Ministry of Love.) Little about the fabulous reverend has been in the news lately. One thing for sure, a man can't get caught sucking cock and snorting meth and still head the cult. He can do those things. He just can't get caught.

Unfortunately for the rev. he happened to hook up with someone who, when he found out who Ted was and what he stood for, went public. Cults are always better at dealing with internal problems when there is no outside attention.(for years the catholics did a great job protecting children by simply moving priests around, giving them new hunting grounds. What's a little child rape if the good name of the church is upheld?) However, once in the media light it's hard to spin it your way. Then again, believers can always turn the most preposterous scenario into truth. All it takes is ridding yourself of all critical thinking, common sense, and intellectual honesty.

Do those three things and you too can become religious. You can free yourself from all personal responsibility. Everything can be blamed on gods plan. Or the devil, or other religions, or democrats and liberals, gays and lesbians, choice, too much freedom, porn, television, music, pastels, anything really. Just as long as you know that it's out of your control and in the loving hands of god. That's what's important.

Oh yeah, keep that tithe coming.

secular fundamentalist,

theblaast
citizen

Little Boy Bilderbush
W is Illuminatitoobright
Pimpin and Mason with the dub U
Knights of the Templarself before you wreck yourself
Skull and Bush

My blog got eaten for some reason. Took me an hour, not gonna let it take two. This is what I'm goin with...so piss off.

Omerta,

theblaast
citizen