In honor of Halloween I thought I would share some disturbing images.

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Never trust a guy who looks like this.


Kiwi, anyone?


Concentrate....


One for the masses....


Skin Skull.....


This is soooo wrong......




Be on the lookout for this deviant......



Jesus on a bender.....


I pronounce it "sabotaaage".....


Elizebeth Hasselback's newborn......


AHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!



Just plain disturbing......


The opposite of alopecia. Funny thing is, he's bald in the pubic area.....


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Later Samhainiacs.

In cyber-space, no one can hear you scream......

theblaast,
citizen

WARNING: THIS VIDEO AND POST CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS! WATCH/READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.



I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYONE'S CHILDREN, ETERNAL SOUL, OR LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR.

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I love porn. I wish I owned more. But I have to tell you, after seeing the following expose' on the hard finger of racism penetrating the sugar walls of adult entertainment, I was appalled. I have to seriously re-consider my feelings about the stuff of spank.

I will not abide an industry that does not celebrate diversity. I will only continue to support fuck films if they continue to avoid being fluffed by racism. If I see a daisy chain of girls lapping labia, I want to see a rainbow of skin color, a plethora of sounds, a variety of pubic hair designs. In good concience, I could not support a genre that doesn't allow both an Asian girl AND a Latino girl to kneel wantingly in front of a Black man, waiting to be showered with the fountain of life. A good Black Chicks, White Dicks video. Brazillian girls for days. That is Porn, That is America.

Thank you to the Onion News Network for doing the hard, penetrating work exposing the pink inner workings of an industry trying not to swallow the sour load of racism.


Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

I cancelled my membership to Absolutely Elegant Entertainment and will be cancelling my Jennica St. Foxx website subscription, right after Thursday's live sex cam extravaganza(for research only)

That said, I believe this to be an isolated incident. A close eye will have to be kept on how the industry reacts. Rest assured, your humble author will double team, nay three way, his efforts to polish the sword of equality by increasing his porn consumption to almost deviant levels. All done in the name of furthering tolerance. I ask nothing for my toil, just that porn remain a bastion of mult-racial body fluid.

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I think JFK said it best.... " So, let us not be blind to our differences -- but let us also direct attention to our common interests and to the means by which those differences can be resolved. And if we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. For, in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future. We all like porn, and we are all mortal. "

Thank you and god bless.

Now, where is that sock?

Handcramping for diversity,

theblaast,
citizen

Do you recognize this picture?



.....Then you may recognize the following dialogue. Both come from the mind of Quentin Tarantino and the film "Reservoir Dogs". Misters Pink, White, and Blonde are savagely beating a cop, trying to get him to give up the law's inside man(Mr. Orange), as Nice Guy walks in.

Nice Guy Eddie: " WHY YOU BEATIN ON HIM?! "

Mr. Pink: " MAYBE HE CAN TELL US WHO THE FUCK SET US UP! "

Nice Guy Eddie: " IF YOU FUCKIN BEAT THIS PRICK LONG ENOUGH, HE'LL TELL YOU HE STARTED THE GOD DAMN CHICAGO FIRE. NOW THAT DON'T NECESSARILY MAKE IT FUCKIN SO!!! C'MON MAN, THINK!! "

Bravo!

Who knew we would hear such common sense and insight from a fictional movie gangster. Usually, movies and TV are the only place that torture is truly successful. Nice Guy's point should be heeded. It doesn't work. It's not a reliable way to gain information. People will say whatever has to be said to stop the physical or mental battering, eventually. I would, and so would you.

Instead of being a COUNTRY that could claim the high ground on humanitarian issues, we have now become a HOMELAND that sends people to black sites to be waterboarded. Which we, as a HOMELAND, are no longer sure can be considered torture.

What needs to happen, in my opinion, is every lawmaker, politician and pundit that wants to argue that a certain procedure is not torture has to experience the procedure. Should be no problem. They know already what each of the "enhanced interrogation techniques" entail. Yet many still don't think or don't know if said "techniques" constitute torture. Well, it's time to nut up and do a little guinnea piggery so they can make an informed decision. I'd bet there would be far less ambiguity on what is or isn't torture.

So SUCK IT, Mukasey!!

After all these effite pricks hold the reputation of the Greatest Country in their grifting, grafting, blood-stained hands.

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TORTURE -- the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty.

WATERBOARDING -- Waterboarding is a form of torture which consists of immobilizing an individual and pouring water over his or her face to simulate drowning. Waterboarding has been used to obtain information, coerce confessions, and also to punish, and/or intimidate. It elicits the gag reflex, and can make the subject believe his or her death is imminent while not causing physical evidence of torture.

INTERNATIONAL LAW -- All countries that are signatory to the UN Convention Against Torture have agreed they are subjected to the explicit prohibition on torture under any condition, and as such there exists no legal exception under this treaty. (The treaty states, No exceptional circumstances whatsoever, whether a state of war or a threat of war, internal political instability or any other public emergency, may be invoked as a justification of torture.) Additionally, signatories of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights also agreed to its Article 5, which states, No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.

...........But fear and ignorance have performed their tasks well and we have become sedated to the point where our values can be put on par with the Khmer Rouge. JimFuckinDandy!

.....And George " The Simple, Simian Sadist " Bush can add the United States to the long list of enterprises that he drove into the ground and then sold to his friends, for a profit.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

You wore green so you could hide.

theblaast,
citizen

This is a trailer from the film "Deliver Us From Evil". The story of Father Oliver O'Grady. A pious pedophile who still lives on a stipend from the church, in Ireland. The film is powerful in it's depiction of an unrepentant priest, the families he destroyed and the blind eye of the Catholic Church, which was more concerned with protecting it's "good name" than the health of it's parishioners. Check it out.



It is a truly enlightening journey into worship, betrayal, and the cynicism of religion.

I think these two verses of scripture best represent the good ole faddah and the hundreds like him cloaked religious infallibility.

A HOLY MAN AND THE LORD:

AND THE MAN ASKED FOR A CUBSCOUT.
AND THE LORD SAID "GO UNTO HIM, PEDERAST"
AND THE LORD GRANTED
AND THE MAN THANKED THE LORD
AND THE MAN ASKED THE LORD FOR HYDRO GLIDE
AND THE LORD SAID "TAKE THIS, IT IS WATER BASED, SOEST THOU WILL NOT BE INFECTED"
AND THE LORD GRANTED
AND THE MAN THANKED THE LORD
AND THE MAN ASKED THE LORD FOR LEGAL PROTECTION
AND THE LORD SAID "TAKETH FROM CHURCH BUSINESS HOLDINGS TO DEFEND THYSELF, FOR WE ARE RICH, BITCH"
AND THE LORD GRANTED
AND THE MAN THANKED THE LORD
AND THE MAN ASKED FOR A NICE RETIREMENT IN IRELAND
AND THE LORD SAID "THOU MUST REMAIN SILENT IN REGARD TO THE AMOUNT OF MONEY REWARDED. HAPPY HUNTING, OLLIE."
AND THE LORD GRANTED
AND THE MAN THANKED THE LORD -- Molestations 4:17

THOU ART PATIENT:

THEN THE MAN ASKED FOR A HAIRLESS PHILIPINO BOY....AND AN EIGHTBALL
AND THE LORD SAID "GIVE ME A COUPLE OF DAYS, MY GUY IS OUT OF TOWN
AND THE MAN SAID " COOL, GIVE ME A CALL" --Deudgetoutofme 12:25

WhataSuperFuckinDouche!

Pray for me,

theblaast,
citizen

A sample of headlines by your earnestly attentive author.... Please, indulge.

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PRESIDENT BUSH MICROWAVES FOIL, RECEIVES MINOR BURNS...
From the AP

BRITTANY SPEARS CLAIMS "I ONLY DO DRUGS SO I CAN STAND TO BE AROUND MY KIDS!"
From US Magazine

JESUS ARRESTED IN CRACK DEN, QUIETLY RELEASED TO HIS FATHER AFTER THREE DAYS...
From TBN

VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY RETURNS FROM A LONG LUNCH, MAKES STAFFERS SMELL HIS FINGER....
From Reuters

LARRY CRAIG CLAIMS 18 INCH DILDO FOUND IN SENATE OFFICE IS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES....
From Closeted and Self Loathing Magazine

WOMAN CLAIMS TO SEE THE VIRGIN MARY IN PAINTING OF VIRGIN MARY, SELLS IT ON E-BAY....
From Google News

LIBERALS DERIDE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION CROSS BURNING, GOP RESPONDS WITH GUNFIRE....MANY CONFIRMED DEAD...
From The Weekly Standard

SEAN HANNITY'S JAW GROWING AT AN ALARMING RATE....
From Reader's Digest

NANCY PELOSI AND HARRY REID CLAIM "SUCCESS" IN BUILDING AN "IMPRESSIVE LIST OF FAILURES", CITE COLLAPSE ON EVERYTHING THEY WERE ELECTED TO DO AS PROOF......
From The Neutered American

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT PUTS ITSELF ON TRIAL, LOSES....
From Jurytalk.com

BILL O'REILLY "PLEASANTLY SURPRISED" TO DISCOVER NOT ALL ITALIANS ARE IN THE MOB. CLAIMS TO HAVE "HAD A GREAT MEAL" AT OLIVE GARDEN....
From Bloviating Monthly

PRESIDENT BUSH TO INVADE SWITZERLAND, CLAIMS "THEY'RE PUSSIES!"....CHENEY BITCH SLAPS AMBASSADOR....
From Washington Times

FAILING HER WAY: THE CONDALEEZA RICE STORY....ONE WOMANS STRUGGLE TO DENY PEACE AND HER OWN SEXUALITY....
Excerpt in The Advocate

What a wonderful audience you have been! I am forever obliged.

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Ah, memories. Do you mind if I share some of mine? How gracious! Well then! Let me begin.....

......My mind conjures up the image of a tall muslim zealot who claimed he knew how to slay the giant, America.
I think I remember chief evil doer, O to the B to the L-A-D, saying he wanted the US army out of Saudi Arabia. I recall him saying something like not wanting to engage America in head on war, but to instead provoke an invasion of another muslim country and bleed the beast. Specifically, I thought I read that there were three places that this could be done most efficiently, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia. I can almost swear he railed against the Western Nation friendly price of oil. I have flashes of him demanding 100 dollars per barrell. I recollect him calling for greater profit for his people if their holy bounty was to go to market. Supply and demand... and he says nothing good comes from the west. Money,money,money,money....money.

Bush doesn't think well, but he sure can follow directions.

Thank you for letting me share some memories with you. You are truly accommodating.

Hey, hey, what can I do...?
Hey, hey, what can I say...?

theblaast,
citizen