THE GEORGE BAKER SELECTION.....



So fuckin cool....



E-LOIS

BUC WHEEL, CHAIRLIFT--STOMPER.

SAND.

---------

Theme song from the t.v. show "Rawhide", thank you.

theblaast,
citizen

Karl Rove is now claiming that the reason we went to war with Iraq when we did is because the congress voted on the resolution too soon. That's right, it's congress' fault. Rove goes on to lie some more by claiming that the Bush administration did not want the vote to become political, as it was September 2002, with the elections in November.



ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

This santorum sucking fuck and the rest of the Bush crime family are not just dirty politicians, they are criminals, sociopaths, and pathological liars.

These people are so out of touch with reality. There is an enourmous amount of evidence against Rove's latest big lies for the public to see. Just go to whitehouse.gov, where I got this little headline:

PRESIDENT URGES CONGRESS TO PASS IRAQ RESOLUTION PROMPTLY
Semptember 24, 2002.

Not to mention the wealth of information that has surfaced about the administration's almost hysterical RUSH to war OR the administration's complete politicization of EVERY aspect of government.

Just forget about that though, Karl is telling you the TRUTH now. Well, in snippets, because he's got a book to write.

I hope he goes to jail. I hope they all do.

And for all of you small minded, lock step repubs that lambasted Clinton for a blow job and still support the criminal Bush.....You are truly dense.

Two trillion in debt
9/11
More terrorists than ever before
Lied into Two wars
Maybe three
Katrina and New Orleans
Illegal spying and wire taps
Suspension of Habeus Corpus
The Patriot Act
The Military Commissions Act
Oil
War Profiteering
Tax cuts for the rich
Huge Corporate welfare
The US attorney political firings
The destruction of our good name
The destruction of trust
The destruction of our government
Voter supression
Feel free to add your own....

....And coming this spring....

Suspension of democratic government
Martial law

In the words of Sgt. Barnes in "Platoon" when he finds Manny tortured and killed by the creek bed.... THE MOTHERFUCKERS!!

THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER.....EVER!

GEORGE W BUSH IS A SIMPLE, SPOILED, PETULANT, IGNORNANT, CRIMINAL!

SUCK IT BUSH LOVERS, APOLOGISTS, AND SUPPORTERS.

I curse you all with elephantitis of the genitalia so you cannot reproduce and chronic halitosis so you must smell your own lies.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Your gentle scribe,

theblaast,
citizen

Here at TalesFromTheFringe, I have made it clear that I despise religion, all of it.

Well, this is a picture I took of my room last night as the middle finger of the lord penetrated my life.


Yeah, I got a nice place.

I was fast asleep, dreaming of porn and the ACLU like any good secular liberal, when our room was filled with a bright white light. I woke immediately while J remained in a fitful sleep. The light was brighter than anything I had ever seen. Brighter than a monk fire, but not as luminous as an innocent woman burning at the stake. Strangely, I had no discomfort looking directly at it. In fact, I couldn't look away. I felt the abundance of god's love in that light....and it made me feel ignorant and scared....but in a blissful kind of way. Instantly, a warm wave of baseless superiority washed over me. Was I in the presence of god?
After a couple moments, a voice called my name. "blaast", you have been chosen". The voice was gentle, yet assertive, not the the booming baritone with a hint of menace as is portrayed in the movies. It was more like the practiced tone of a veteran serial killer.
The voice said, "Take these to the people, for these are MY true sacred laws". I was mesmerized as two tablets appeared before me. On each tablet, god had written the "sacred laws of man", five on one, five on the other. Needless to say, I was inclined to do what the light said. I asked god how to get the word out, after all, I'm not Moses...or Fox News. He told me to use thefringe. With a bow, I told him it shall be done.

Imagine my surprise that god chose me. I'm not an alcoholic or drug addict, and I have never been in prison. I'm not a racist, homophobe, politician.... nor a gambling addict or ex-porn star. Mysterious ways I guess. I no longer question.

I apologize for all of the venom and vitriol against religion and god, for I have been saved.

Here are the true laws god gave to me, to give to you.

THE TEN

1. Thou shall not question
2. Thou shall not be curious
3. Thou shall force your opinions on strangers with prayer cards
4. Thou shall support war
5. Thou shall at least consider violence when others disagree
6. Thou shall inhibit peace
7. Thou shall hide your homosexuality by hating
8. Thou shall indoctrinate not educate
9. Thou shall be wary black and brown people, wherever they may be
10. Thou shall remain scared

I have done what the good lord has asked. Thank you oh lord, for preying on my fear of the unknown, narrowing my views, and relieving me from the burden of thinking.

The first thing I'm going to do is get two tats. A full back "God, Guns, + Gays" tat and a WWJK(Who Would Jesus Kill) Celtic wrap on my thigh. After that I think I'll be ready to try and join some christian organizations. I don't know what kind of vetting process each of the following groups demand, but here is my wish list:

The Benevolent Order Of Clinic Burners
The Republican Party
The Science Deniers
The KKK
The Boy Scouts
Marksmen for God
My local chapter of Hate Your Way To Heaven
Separate Separation of Church and State
The Belligerent Bible Boys
People Praying For Profit
The Crusades Re-enactment Society

-----------

God bless you all.(unless your not American, white, or straight)

I once was lost, but now I'm bound.

theblaast,
citizen

Great interview from Irish TV. Witness our President as he really is.....A SPOILED, SIMPLE, PETULANT CHILD. Just think if our media hammered him half as much as this Irish lass. HE WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT OUT OF THE PRIMARY!! Bush gets visibly angry almost immediately. How dare she not afford W the respect he bought and paid for, the respect he feels entitled to, the respect his mommy made his brothers show him even though he was slow and liked to eat other peoples' boogers.



PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN?

----------

I wonder why we haven't seen this interview in the US?
I wonder...........

Time for a pint.

Erin go bragh,

theblaast,
citizen

Don't ask me how I came into possession of this document, let's just say, I do what I have to so I can bring all four of you the truth.(Does anyone know how to get blood and puke out of a tu-tu?)

As promised in the title, here is the transcript of the radio address the president plans to deliver on Thanksgiving. Written in it's entirety by the President himself. Enjoy.

----------

My fellow Americans:

As we celebrating Thanksgiving this coming Sunday, we celebrate the celebrationist last supper between the founding fathers and Columbus. A historic supper where Thomas Jefferson paid $24 for the great country am which all of us, living. Columbus and Jefferson solved there problems while eating turkey and doing a maze. I will learning from Thanksgiving as that was the birth of this great nation was born, in 1492. God bless America.

Since then, am we look on our position in the world since I am been deciding, we see an dangerously world. A world where the world is full on evil folks from all over the world, planning world wide domination of the world. Heh. In other words there is evil in the world, world wide....Well, world wide evil ain't gone take over the world, world wide. Not with my watch! We're gonna chase the world wide evil doers all over the world and cavemen! The War is world wide. In other words, it's all over the world. I mean...some would have you believe....In other words, we are at war with world wide evil folks...heh....from all over the world! Heh. I mean we do not torture! We am a country of beacons, and points in light. In other words, 9/11. The world is full in world wide evil suiciders what want to take over the world, world wide(evil){world}. On other words, evil v. world etc. et al. and so forth.

Freedom is freedom of free will, god willing, freedom. Free men free on free things freely. Spreading...heh...freedom to evil. Liberty is like freedom. Evil, 9/11 and the war on terror. The troops, freedom to be free, and democracy. Freedom brings liberty to suiciding evil folks who hate our freedom, spreadable. Liberty is freedom bringing to freedom hating folks who suicide, in an evil, non libertarishtic freedom hating type of evil doings way. As your president, I take an oaf that am real importantly to securifying freedom, in my homeland....my job is to protect liberty and freedom. Some say than liberty is free freedom....well, free freedom isn't free, liberty is freedom. Freedom frees evil doing folks from not, not accepting freedom, on the march. A bird in hand makes a man penny earned, am he gets the worm, turned.

Even as country am at war, remember how much Columbus and the rest of the founding fathers fought on our freedom. They were dis-popular and un-understood in their days for bringing freedom on non-free people, wanting not to be evil. America was born. Now we celebrate their courageous courage. Heh.

This Sunday, when you celebratory the brave courageousnicity of the Thanksgiving Revolution by running the maze, remember Columbus, Jefferson, Nina, Pinta and the other founding fathers landed on Mayflower Rock in Plymouth and created a nation, sovereignly. Their motto was "Spreading Freedom is Justice Liberty in Freedom Justice, Democracy." Heh. Pretty powerful stuff. Heh. I will continuous to protect the free liberties the evil doers hate America. The good lord willing, rising river.

So, on closing, I would like the citizens on the homeland to rememberance these luxuriously notion that your freedom is liberty and protecting liberty freely, is war.

Thank you and may god Thanksgiving and America, Home of the Free. Bravely, troops. War. Amen.....Seacrest Out!!

---------

I have never been so moved in my life. I, for one, will be listening.

My duodenum,

theblaast,
citizen