
.....CHRISTIANS PREPARE FOR COMING RAPTURE.....AGAIN.....
.....GOD SIMULTANEOUSLY KILLS THOUSANDS OF CHILDREN AND SCORES EVERY TOUCHDOWN IN THE NFL.....
.....TWO LOCAL WOMEN'S CONFLICTING PRAYERS CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT....THINGS STAY THE SAME.....
.....RENOWNED FAITH-HEALER FALLS ILL.....
.....EVANGELICALS STONE WAYWARD CHILD TO DEATH.....CELEBRATE WITH A METH FUELED HOMOSEXUAL ORGY.....
.....MORMONS MAKE A BID TO PURCHASE SCIENTOLOGY.....SPACE WAR FEARED....
.....CHRISTIANS CELEBRATE AS "THOU SHALL NOT KILL" IS REPEALED.....
.....MIKE HUCKABEE RIDES A DONKEY TO PUBLIC APPEARANCE.....
.....FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN ELECTED TO MORMON "12 APOSTLES" RULING BODY.....ELDERS SAY LONGTIME MORMON JERRY INGRAM IS "ONE OF THE GOOD ONES".....
.....MAN SEES IMAGE OF VIRGIN MARY IN BLOOD SPATTER AFTER BLUDGEONING HIS WIFE TO DEATH.....
.....SUICIDE BOMBER HOLDING OUT FOR THREE MORE VIRGINS.....NEGOTIATIONS AT A STANDSTILL.....
.....HEALTHY 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN DIES SUDDENLY....GOD BLAMES SCHEDULING SNAFU.....
.....FORMER CHIN OF JERRY FALWELL FOUND IN WAYSIDE BATHROOM FELLATING A GOP CONGRESSMAN.....
.....MANY CHRISTIANS WORRIED ABOUT BOTTLENECK AT PEARLY GATES AS RAPTURE LOOMS.....
.....POPE QUITS! SAYS "FUCK THIS SHIT!".....
.....ALL RELIGIONS COALESCE ON THE NEED FOR WOMEN TO REMAIN SUBSERVENT.....WOMEN WERE NOT CONSULTED......
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