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 Sippin on Mitt and Juice......
 

The Republitards are running some real zeros, but Romney wins "Biggest Douchbag" this week.

Truly a man of all people....



I can see advisors prepping Willard, before he goes out and meets some real "blacks".

Advisor: "Make sure to touch them...it will show that you aren't afraid. Oh yeah,..... speak to them in their own language".

Romney: "I don't know ebonics."

Advisor: "You don't have to...just say something that shows you relate to them as fellow Americans."

Romney: "I've got it! How about 'Who let the dogs out', I've heard them chant that at sporting contests."

Advisor: "Perfect."

Romney: "Then maybe I should do a couple steps of soft shoe."

Advisor: "No, just go ahead and give a few high fives and say you've got to get to lunch with your baby momma...they'll love that."

Romney: "Right off, brother!"

Advisor: "It's Right ON, sir."

Romney: "Right. I am Down, Parsons. You know that."

Advisor: "Of course you are sir. You've got the funk."

Romney: "Exactly! I have the funk! Now let me rap on those bloods for a while!"

Advisor: "Yes sir! Let's get you out there! Cue the bongos and jungle noises! And Jonson...grab the grape soda!"

What an ignorant douche.

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And to think just 30 years ago Romney's cult wouldn't even accept the Lamanites. They were, after all, cursed with color. Now a mormon presidential candidate is frolicking with them on TV. Times sure have changed.

I wonder what Joe "Seeing Stones" Smith would have to say about where his beloved, racist, polygamist doctrine has gone.

In all seriousness...The cult of mormonism lost an immortal prophet this week. The 97 year old prophet was overcome with an acute case of death.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Don't forget the flowers,

theblaast,
citizen

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 Random and Such...
 



And it's all nahce an leeegul.

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It's sad that Heath Ledger garners more outcry and coverage in America than any American soldier who is killed in an illegal war.

The republitard presidential candidates tried to out-war each other...while at war with each other. Two religious whack jobs and a cranky, insane old man. Ron Paul is the only real conservative. And the gop establishment HATES him. He is just like Kucinich for the Dems, but with racism.

The mayor of 9/11, crumbles...like a controlled demolition.

What does more damage to society, weed or booze?

The Democrats have produced an historic primary race. The two left standing are a black man and a woman. That's really all I'm told I should care about. Whoever makes it to the general, I know we can count on both the candidates and the American people to sift through their own racial innuendo and semi-mysogenistic beliefs along with the corporate media's constant barrage of non-issues, to really focus on the important stuff. After all, we the people were discerning enough to allow Chimpy/The Brain to be selected...twice.

A lot of people have died in Iraq.

Our new AG does not know the definition of torture, unless it was to be done to him.

God has made his decision on who will win the Superbowl. He will reveal the victor when one team is ahead of the other, as time runs out in regulation or in the case of a tie, sudden death.

Congress extended Herr Chump's anti-privacy spy law. I thought the evil doerssssss and terrorissstsss killersssss hated us for our freedoms? It turns out, if we don't give up our freedoms we are going to be killed. Man, we are dumb.

The "Presidense" demands that corporations who help the government spy on Americans CANNOT be held liable or be subject to civil lawsuits by the citizens whose privacy the corporations helped the government invade.....OR WE WILL ALL DIE! Man, we are dumb.

Every single person in the world who is able to, has lied at least once.

We are probably one day closer to armed conflict with Iran.

Somewhere a white, male, homophobic, republican member of congress is wearing high heels paying a stranger to piss on him.

John Edwards...how did we let that happen?

PRAISE CAPITALIST JESUS OF IMPERIALISM!!



People who constantly refer to themselves in the third person, while either speaking or writing, must really think a lot of themselves. It strikes me as something an insecure person would do.

What do we do about a private army with deep pockets, a huge arsenal, intelligence gathering capabilities and influence on power during peace time. Will they allow "peace"? I don't think they will ever be able to be controlled again.

Will Bush and the neo-cons leave the country better off than they found it? Shouldn't that be the one criteria by which all are judged?

Religion is one of the biggest impediments to a peaceful society.

Why is it easier to believe fantastic lies than to see the simple truth?

"Homeland" is obvious propaganda and manipulative nationalism.

Why were there so many puts on the primary businesses affected on 9/11?

By the evangelical, control freak standards of when life begins, aren't fertility clinics bigger death houses than clinics that perform abortions?

My top three songs:

Tears of a Clown -- Smokey
Hold on, I'm Comin -- Sam and Dave

Jesus to join Scientology!....Says, "I just adore Tom Cruise! I mean, he is like, totally..ya know..like hot! OHMYGODILOVEHIMSOMUCH!!"
Jesus went on to say, about his conversion, "I really like their frighteningly litigious and 'destroy all dissent' mentality. It reminds me of the stories my dad used to tell me about really fucking people up back in the old days."

Shambala

And so on......

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HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Everyone knows its slinky,

theblaast,
citizen



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