Go get 'em Seth. Ripping a satirical hole in abstinence programs.



So let it be done....in the ear!

Abstaining from religion,

theblaast,
citizen

THE PRESIDENT AND VP ARE UN-AMERICAN.

THE REPUBLICANS ARE CORRUPT AND CRIMINAL. THEY ARE FEAR MONGERING POWER HUNGRY ZEALOTS.

THE DEMOCRATS ARE FECKLESS.

AMERICA IS SINKING.

PART HEGEMONY, PART DICTATORSHIP.

I AM SO ANGRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

"Those Who Would Sacrifice Liberty for Security Deserve Neither." -Franklin

WE DESERVE NEITHER.

THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE IS NOT BEING LISTENED TO.

WE ARE PAWNS. WE HAVE AND WILL SUFFER THE LOSS OF CIVIL LIBERTIES.

WE WASTE OUR MILITARY AND SQUANDER OUR TREASURE.

CHRISTIANS IN GLASS HOUSES BENT ON ARMAGEDDON. HALLOWED BE THY SHAME.

RELIGIOUS ZEAL FROM WITHIN IS CANCER, FROM WITHOUT, A COLD.

AMERICA IS BEING EXTRODINARILY RENDERED.

MARTIAL LAW WILL BE INVOKED BEFORE 2008.

A WAR PRESIDENT? WHY?

DEATH, CORRUPTION, PROPAGANDA, AND CHAOS.

NEO-CONFIDENCE MEN.

DOGMACRACY.

WHEN WILL WE LEARN?

WHEN WILL WE STAND UP?

WHEN WILL WE DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY?

WHEN WILL WE TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK?

CAN WE?

I DON'T MATTER.

YOU DON'T MATTER.

WE DON'T MATTER.

WHAT KIND OF COUNTRY ARE WE?

WE ARE FAILING.

HAVE WE ALREADY FAILED?

IN SEVEN YEARS WE HAVE INVALIDATED THE PAST 224.

IT HAPPENED ON OUR WATCH.

I'M SO DISGUSTED.

I'M SO PISSED OFF. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

WHATEVER HAPPENS, WE DESERVE.

APATHY, THE DEMOCRACY KILLER.

theblaast,
citizen

Former first lady and mother of our current president made a statement about the bridge collapse in Minnesota. As usual, she was compassionate and caring.

Barbara Bush: "Many of these people were uncomfortably warm not only from the heat that has seemed to engulf the whole country, but also from sitting in their cars waiting to cross the bridge. Though plunging into the waters of the Mississippi might not be the ideal way to cool down, I do think that this is working out nicely for them."

Truth?

What is Truth?

Just a reminder of Conservative Compassion, Bush Family Style.



Babs, the matriarch of disaster.

PS. The Chimp's wife is there today to blame the media. The Chimp himself will be there Saturday(for a scheduled fundraiser for Norm Coleman) to continue to blame the Democrats. A match made in Oceania.

Exposing the Brutal Bloodline,

theblaast,
citizen

Larry King interviewed VP Cheney last night. In between random marraige proposals King asked the evil cyborg if it bothered him that the Iraqi Parliment was taking the entire month of August off. Dick's response was insulting on so many levels. First he claimed it was better than taking two months off, which was the original plan. Then he said, OUR congress takes August off, and it wouldn't be right for them to not take ANY time off. Asshole, our country is not being occupied by a foreign army THAT CAN ONLY LEAVE ONCE A POLITICAL SOLUTION IS REACHED!! The only reason the Iraqi "government" is able to do anything is because Americans are dying. When do our soldiers get time off? You scumbag! How dare you! How many US soldiers and Iraqi civilians will die while the do nothing puppet govt. is on vacation? I mean, they haven't done anything of significance to date, but at least they were IN SESSION. At least try to pretend you care about our soldiers! You could not force Maliki and Co. to work late so you make excuses for their lethargy. Sweet Cheebus, you are a ZERO!!

At least you didn't imply that it's too hot in Baghdad like your spokesliar Tony Snow. He's another Jagoff.

I wonder how our soldiers and their families feel knowing assholes like you have got their backs?

Enjoy your summer, DICK.

theblaast,
citizen

IF YOU ARE UNDER 40 AND YOU SUPPORT BUSH AND HIS WAR, SIGN UP AND FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN.



This pudgy chickenhawk puts his dainty little foot in his mouth. Typical Bush supporter or as I like to call them, douche bags. As soon as he is confronted with the question of joining and fighting he turns as red as a dogs dick. Excuses, excuses. You Fuck!

Stand up and defend your fellow moron, Bushies.

DRAFT COLLEGE REPUBLICANS!

Watching them sweat,

theblaast,
citizen