This comes from the eye of one of our rovers on Mars. The video lasts 59 seconds....



What do you think is in this video?*

I have an opinion....

I think it's Jesus....checking his celestial wrist-watch, waiting for the call to descend for the rapture. GOD DAMN! He must be bored. I can't see any casinos or whore-houses anywhere! I bet he's gonna be pissed when he gets here! Seas of blood, boiling seas, a world wide epidemic of calf cramps, and constant runny noses for all, will be only the beginning of his wrath......Right, chrisianatics?



Well, that's mine....Please share yours.

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All of us should start thinking of how we're going to spend our borrowed economic stimulus of $600 to $1200(which is worth between, say, $532.60 and 1094.86, with the declining dollar**). You see, we've got to go further in debt with China so we can spend money on material items....REALLY QUICKLY, to save the economy. That is, if we want to see the proof that the Bush tax cuts and the UN-ENDING WARS succeed in making the rich, richer(Exxon only posted a 40 billion dollar profit. They've got to do better!)....Oh yeah, simultaneously destroying the middle class. C'MON PEOPLE!! Join forces with the George "The Cognitively Disabled Chimp of Destruction" Bush, Nancy "The Feckless Face" Pelosi and John "The Orange Chimney" Boehner in welcoming a new dawn in fiscal responsibility where our robust economy will bask in the afterglow of Bushconomics one true principle....Spend a borrowed dollar later, to make a dime now.

In the words of the uber-chimp, "AH, SOMETIMES MONEY TRUMPS...AH...SOMETIMES MONEY TRUMPS PEACE."

So if you want your wings to take dreams and put food on your family..... DO YOUR PART! SPEND MORE BORROWED MONEY, SPEND MORE BORROWED MONEY IMMEDIATELY!!

may god bless america.

I'm investing in un-taxed cigarettes....they will be the only commodity worth anything in the Post-Bush economy where the only financial market will be the black one.



Praise Capitalist Jesus!

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*I have no idea if the picture in the video is real or not. Sometimes it's just enjoyable to hecklefye, captiontificate and speculifye.*

**Figures are completely made up for effect.**

HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Thou shalt not question,

theblaast,
citizen

Ah, but us humans love to be controlled...and we love to be scared.

So, TalesFromTheFringe is proud to present:

The Mike Huckabee Award for insane, un-flinching adherance to a cult goes to............Tom Cruise and Scientology...for being just a little bit nuttier than the rest, this week.



Congratulations Tom! Your prize? A night of pleasure and pampering at the Celebrity Center. There you will be joined by a den of scantily clad boy scouts and a well oiled Will Smith. Unlimited E-metering will be provided. Look forward to multiple readings(if you get my drift).

And to all hardcore religious nuts....DON'T FORGET TO GET LOBOTOMIZED!!

Witness what god thinks of the poor, the homosexual, the brown person, and the spread on the games this weekend.



HAVE A NICE DAY!!

theblaast,
citizen

A Bush gets kissed
Before we get fucked
A bunch of Saudi "yes men"
In us for the bucks

A Bush gets kissed
As we take it in the ass
Arming Zion and Arabia
To bring his rapture fast

A Bush gets kissed
And we're done dry
To uphold his christian values
More have to die

A Bush gets kissed
As we are being raped
By a simple, sociopathic, sycophant
Who claims a jesus cape

A Bush gets kissed
We get screwed to high heaven
Aren't these the guys
Who did 9/11?

A Bush gets kissed
While we get slapped around
Head of a flailing nation
A petulant, little clown

A Bush gets kissed
While our integrity is sapped
Sold to the highest bidder
A dog in money's lap

As a Bush gets kissed
We are left to wonder
How our society allowed
A Bush to tear it asunder

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Thank you!! Stop it!! You're too kind!! Thank you!! This is emberrassing! Thank you!! Thank you very much!! I appreciate how much you appreciate my poem! I mean...I appreciate that and I'm much obliged....it's gratifying that you show gratitude and appreciation for what I'm trying to do. I appreciate that gratitude and feel obliged to show my appreciation and that it gratifies me to be obliged...my reciprocal appreciative prowess is un-yeilding in it's pursuit of gratifyingly, appreciative, obligatory gratification in a passive, in-your-face kind of way....much obliged!!

Seriously, enough applause and adulation...And please put your pants back on.

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Impeach, Indict, and Imprison BUSH/CHENEY!!!
I'm with GOB Bluth!!
Go Green Bay!!
Let Dennis Debate!!
Religion is control!!
War is Money!!
Arms are "top three" sexiest parts of a womans body!!
3:10 to Yuma sucked!!
Chipped beef on toast is tasty, but it's very high in sodium!!

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"It's easy to grin....when your ship comes in....and you've got the stock market beat. But the man who's worthwhile....is the man who can smile....when his shorts are too tight in the seat! HAHAHAHAHAH OK Pookie, do the honors."

"You are the Duke! A-number one!!"

Don't forget to duck and cover,

theblaast,
citizen

Scooter Libby -- Lies to federal investigators about the outing of a covert CIA agent involved in anti-proliferation of WMD's. In other words....Treason.
His sentence? Thirty months in prison and a 250,000 dollar fine.
Time served? Zero

Marion Jones -- Lies to federal investigators about her use of performance enhancing drugs and check fraud. In other words....Cheating.
Her sentence? Six months in prison and 800 hours of community service.
Time served? Ordered to surrender March 11......

Unless she has some powerful and corrupt friends in government.

Right Scooter? You Fuck!

Lady Justice is not blind. She is a street walking whore with a hairy goiter and one crooked eye wide open, watching the backs of her own kind.

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Tool of the Week:

Mike Huckabee

Congratulations Mike! You loose skin havin, animal killin, rapture lovin, rapist freeing, wife spankin, dog-torturer-son raisin, grifting, grafting, Chuck Norris lovin, gay hatin, aids quarantinin, non-evolvin, hideous, piece of shit of a human being.

FUCK YOU!!!

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes, and wishes he was certain.
-Sammy Twain
- Notebook, 1879

Laying in the WEED,

theblaast,
citizen

My brother teaches in South America. He started a charity to help the ultra-poor kids in a rural village in Ecuador named Picalqui. His group hopes to feed, clothe, and help these children realize their potential which has been stifled by poverty.
The following is a video of their most recent trip.



We are very proud of him, his group, and the children.

Oh yeah, it's completely secular.

Pass the dutchie,

theblaast,
citizen