One of these guys could be running the country in 2008. If bush doesn't completely destroy it. Fuckin scary.

Well here are a few "facts" as they say on Fox news.

John McCain-- Sacrificed all crediblity when he lay down like a dog for Rove/Bush and the party after they so unscrupulously attacked him and his family in the primaries. Shorts his friends on weed.

Rudy G.-- Mayor of New York during the first bombing of the WTC. Still thought it a good place to keep his command center. Cross-dresser. Mob hit man for the Columbos in the early seventies.

Mitt Romney-- Flip flopping five month life-time NRA member, belongs to one of the more ridiculous cults, Mormonism. Named all of his sons after Porter Rockwell and personally fired the first shot at Mountain Meadows.

Mike Huckabee-- Doesn't believe evolution. A lot of extra skin. Forces anal sex on his wife once a year...on presidents day.

Sam Brownback-- Another guy who has a problem with science, unless it helps to kill people. Is from Kansas. Swings under the alias Jimmy Hardd.

Tom Tancredo-- Racist. Creationist. Owns four to six sweatshops making Geranimals for Canadian markets.

Tommy Thompson-- Once tipped me one dollar on a 40 dollar bar bill. Sexually harassed the town of Lodi. Saves his spit in a jar.

Ron Paul-- Spoke some truth, so he's not a threat.

Duncan Who?-- Well he's on the stage so he must be a scumbag.

I think there are more but they are all melding into one fear mongering, hate filled, xenophobic, rich, white douchebag zealot. Except for Paul which is why he has no chance. God and baby Jesus help us.

I love cheap wine. More spefically, I love Riunite on ice. Tastes so nice. Back in my younger days I was a whiskey on the rocks man. You can only do that so long before your nose gets bulbus and your liver makes you look fat. I never really liked beer, but it's not as bad for your system as whiskey on the rocks. What was I gonna do? No one likes to be sober all the time. Just ask the FDA and the pharmaceutical companies. I was at my wits end. This cheap, red, beauty called Lambrusco has saved me from being a teetotaler. I don't get "drunk" when I consume this particular libation. I maintain a constant "buzz", like they do in Spain. You know, the point where you want the music louder, laughter comes easier, and you can still have what you think is great sex. You can still speak, play guitar, and hit the toilet. Your moral compass is lowered, but not to the point where you order two hookers and an eight-ball. Ah... good times.

So J(my girlfriend) comes home from work and starts telling me about a couple that has been coming to her restaurant lately. They are personable, nice, and seem to take a shine to J. Today when they came in they told J that they wanted her to wait on them, if possible, whenever they came in. J thought this was flattering. OK so far. At the end of the meal as the couple were leaving the woman approached J and told her again how nice she was and how the world would be a better place if more people were like her. Little weird, but still nice. Then they drop the zeal-bomb. "I would like to give you this so you know what god's plan is for the wicked." And proceeded to assault J's hand with the sharp corners of propaganda. Being who she is she said thank you and goodbye. But she never wants to wait on these people again. ATTENTION ALL ZEALOTS! WHEN YOU GO OUT TO EAT KEEP THE CARDS IN YOUR POCKET AND SELL CRAZY SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Senator Arlen Specter said Sunday that he believed Attorney General Al "Fredo" Gonzales would likely resign before the No Confidence vote that congress has initiated. Not bloody likely, Magic Bullet. This administration is hovering around 30% approval. What real political gains can be made by Gonzo leaving? Maybe Bush jumps to 33%? There is no way they are going to concede Fredo because he has way too many secrets. Two percentage points is not going to do anything for this disaster of a president, and he knows it. The story has been written on this administration and all it's failures. Just add another one to the list. Freddie's been a good little soldier, so he will stay. We all know that one of our president's qualities is loyalty to stupidity. The only way AG is leaving is impeachment, or a fishing trip on lake Tahoe with Dick Cheney.

Porn is a spectator sport just like any other. Let's take baseball. Millions of people go to see baseball games each year. They watch, they enjoy, they get inspired. They talk about their favorite players and spend their hard earned money on tickets, food, beer, autographs, and memorabilia. They are fans, they are fanatics. They are all very involved the world of baseball, yet they know they will most likely never participate on the field. Same thing with porn fans. They buy the dvds, they go to the conventions, they spend their hard earned money on things they enjoy. They are fans, they are fanatics. They are very involved in the world of porn, yet they know they will most likely never participate on the screen. Drugs, crime, tatoos, sexual perversion and everything else that the porn police use to demonize a multi-billion dollar industry can be found in every categorized group of people. Including fans of america's pastime. The problem lies in the fact that sex is somehow dirty in America. How hypocritical! We as a country use sex to sell EVERYTHING! Baseball included. Yet when sex is the commodity instead of the ad we all turn our heads and gasp, "not me, never!" Yeah right.

Whether you watch alone or with a friend, porn is always enjoyable. Just Like Baseball. So please save your faux indignation. If you want something to be angry about try illegal, unjust wars, a HUGE national debt, global warming, genocide, poverty, marijuana laws,unprecedented government corruption, health care, pedophiles, and domestic violence. If none of those things bother you more than adults getting freaky on film and other adults enjoying it, well, you're probably an asshole.

Late,
the blaast