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 Please Humor Him, He's Ill.
 

Witness Marion "The Pot" Robertson call the kettle black. See him assail academia and your intelligence. Watch as he plans world wide domination through the use of ignorance. Hear him call others "radicals" without an ounce of irony or self awareness. Watch him shamelessly plug his bible "college" where thousands are taught how not to think or question.



Only one of god's true prophets could cram that much anti-education, authoritarian, and self-promoting bullshit into one minute, 22 seconds. Poor Mary seems quite upset with the concept of humans having a free exchange of ideas. Who can blame him? Curious people are harder to control.

I know, maybe I should ease up on 'ole Mary. At least the coiffed, christian capitalist isn't advocating for someone to be assasinated. After all, as the commandments say, "thou shall not kill". Being a good christian, I'm sure he will abide by the biblical criminal code.



JESUS PALOMINO!
JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK!

GOD AND BABY JESUS, HELP HIM!
FOR HE DOES NOT KNOW!


I thought Mary knew the commandments were THE WORD OF GOD and not some pliable set of instructions to be applied willy-nilly by some dogmatic bible and fitness shake salesman. APOSTATE! I'm sure the father will be punish him by allowing him to live, until he dies. Crazy old homophobic, hateful, bigoted, ignoramus...um....I mean.... lamb of god.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

Cruisin for delusion,

theblaast,
citizen

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 BUSH DECLARES: MONA BONE THE JACKAL!
 



Welcome to two bowls, eight vodka/oj's, and two beers. I got tunes!

Hey listen. I'm no fuckin hippie, I'll fish-hook ya if I gotta! I'll spit on ya and leave you in a pool of your own blood and piss! Then I'll go home and play wif my wittle kitties! They're the best, most kittenest, kitties! Yes they are! The bestest.....little....Ahem....Like I said, I am no gorp head, but I like the message.

The former Steven Demetre Georgiou,
the former Cat Stevens,
theblaast presents....Yusuf Islam as Cat Stevens!



Great Musician, Great Message.

Teaser and the Firecat...and so on,

theblaast,
citizen

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 Heathen Season
 

In honor of Halloween I thought I would share some disturbing images.

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Never trust a guy who looks like this.


Kiwi, anyone?


Concentrate....


One for the masses....


Skin Skull.....


This is soooo wrong......




Be on the lookout for this deviant......



Jesus on a bender.....


I pronounce it "sabotaaage".....


Elizebeth Hasselback's newborn......


AHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!



Just plain disturbing......


The opposite of alopecia. Funny thing is, he's bald in the pubic area.....


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Later Samhainiacs.

In cyber-space, no one can hear you scream......

theblaast,
citizen
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 Fairness in Film Fornication......
 

WARNING: THIS VIDEO AND POST CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS! WATCH/READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.



I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYONE'S CHILDREN, ETERNAL SOUL, OR LACK OF SENSE OF HUMOR.

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I love porn. I wish I owned more. But I have to tell you, after seeing the following expose' on the hard finger of racism penetrating the sugar walls of adult entertainment, I was appalled. I have to seriously re-consider my feelings about the stuff of spank.

I will not abide an industry that does not celebrate diversity. I will only continue to support fuck films if they continue to avoid being fluffed by racism. If I see a daisy chain of girls lapping labia, I want to see a rainbow of skin color, a plethora of sounds, a variety of pubic hair designs. In good concience, I could not support a genre that doesn't allow both an Asian girl AND a Latino girl to kneel wantingly in front of a Black man, waiting to be showered with the fountain of life. A good Black Chicks, White Dicks video. Brazillian girls for days. That is Porn, That is America.

Thank you to the Onion News Network for doing the hard, penetrating work exposing the pink inner workings of an industry trying not to swallow the sour load of racism.


Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

I cancelled my membership to Absolutely Elegant Entertainment and will be cancelling my Jennica St. Foxx website subscription, right after Thursday's live sex cam extravaganza(for research only)

That said, I believe this to be an isolated incident. A close eye will have to be kept on how the industry reacts. Rest assured, your humble author will double team, nay three way, his efforts to polish the sword of equality by increasing his porn consumption to almost deviant levels. All done in the name of furthering tolerance. I ask nothing for my toil, just that porn remain a bastion of mult-racial body fluid.

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I think JFK said it best.... " So, let us not be blind to our differences -- but let us also direct attention to our common interests and to the means by which those differences can be resolved. And if we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. For, in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future. We all like porn, and we are all mortal. "

Thank you and god bless.

Now, where is that sock?

Handcramping for diversity,

theblaast,
citizen

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 NEO-AMERICA: NOW WITH NEW AND IMPROVED DEFINITIONS OF TORTURE !!
 

Do you recognize this picture?



.....Then you may recognize the following dialogue. Both come from the mind of Quentin Tarantino and the film "Reservoir Dogs". Misters Pink, White, and Blonde are savagely beating a cop, trying to get him to give up the law's inside man(Mr. Orange), as Nice Guy walks in.

Nice Guy Eddie: " WHY YOU BEATIN ON HIM?! "

Mr. Pink: " MAYBE HE CAN TELL US WHO THE FUCK SET US UP! "

Nice Guy Eddie: " IF YOU FUCKIN BEAT THIS PRICK LONG ENOUGH, HE'LL TELL YOU HE STARTED THE GOD DAMN CHICAGO FIRE. NOW THAT DON'T NECESSARILY MAKE IT FUCKIN SO!!! C'MON MAN, THINK!! "

Bravo!

Who knew we would hear such common sense and insight from a fictional movie gangster. Usually, movies and TV are the only place that torture is truly successful. Nice Guy's point should be heeded. It doesn't work. It's not a reliable way to gain information. People will say whatever has to be said to stop the physical or mental battering, eventually. I would, and so would you.

Instead of being a COUNTRY that could claim the high ground on humanitarian issues, we have now become a HOMELAND that sends people to black sites to be waterboarded. Which we, as a HOMELAND, are no longer sure can be considered torture.

What needs to happen, in my opinion, is every lawmaker, politician and pundit that wants to argue that a certain procedure is not torture has to experience the procedure. Should be no problem. They know already what each of the "enhanced interrogation techniques" entail. Yet many still don't think or don't know if said "techniques" constitute torture. Well, it's time to nut up and do a little guinnea piggery so they can make an informed decision. I'd bet there would be far less ambiguity on what is or isn't torture.

So SUCK IT, Mukasey!!

After all these effite pricks hold the reputation of the Greatest Country in their grifting, grafting, blood-stained hands.

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TORTURE -- the act of inflicting excruciating pain, as punishment or revenge, as a means of getting a confession or information, or for sheer cruelty.

WATERBOARDING -- Waterboarding is a form of torture which consists of immobilizing an individual and pouring water over his or her face to simulate drowning. Waterboarding has been used to obtain information, coerce confessions, and also to punish, and/or intimidate. It elicits the gag reflex, and can make the subject believe his or her death is imminent while not causing physical evidence of torture.

INTERNATIONAL LAW -- All countries that are signatory to the UN Convention Against Torture have agreed they are subjected to the explicit prohibition on torture under any condition, and as such there exists no legal exception under this treaty. (The treaty states, No exceptional circumstances whatsoever, whether a state of war or a threat of war, internal political instability or any other public emergency, may be invoked as a justification of torture.) Additionally, signatories of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights also agreed to its Article 5, which states, No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.

...........But fear and ignorance have performed their tasks well and we have become sedated to the point where our values can be put on par with the Khmer Rouge. JimFuckinDandy!

.....And George " The Simple, Simian Sadist " Bush can add the United States to the long list of enterprises that he drove into the ground and then sold to his friends, for a profit.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

You wore green so you could hide.

theblaast,
citizen

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