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 Divine Pedophilia
 

This is a trailer from the film "Deliver Us From Evil". The story of Father Oliver O'Grady. A pious pedophile who still lives on a stipend from the church, in Ireland. The film is powerful in it's depiction of an unrepentant priest, the families he destroyed and the blind eye of the Catholic Church, which was more concerned with protecting it's "good name" than the health of it's parishioners. Check it out.



It is a truly enlightening journey into worship, betrayal, and the cynicism of religion.

I think these two verses of scripture best represent the good ole faddah and the hundreds like him cloaked religious infallibility.

A HOLY MAN AND THE LORD:

AND THE MAN ASKED FOR A CUBSCOUT.
AND THE LORD SAID "GO UNTO HIM, PEDERAST"
AND THE LORD GRANTED
AND THE MAN THANKED THE LORD
AND THE MAN ASKED THE LORD FOR HYDRO GLIDE
AND THE LORD SAID "TAKE THIS, IT IS WATER BASED, SOEST THOU WILL NOT BE INFECTED"
AND THE LORD GRANTED
AND THE MAN THANKED THE LORD
AND THE MAN ASKED THE LORD FOR LEGAL PROTECTION
AND THE LORD SAID "TAKETH FROM CHURCH BUSINESS HOLDINGS TO DEFEND THYSELF, FOR WE ARE RICH, BITCH"
AND THE LORD GRANTED
AND THE MAN THANKED THE LORD
AND THE MAN ASKED FOR A NICE RETIREMENT IN IRELAND
AND THE LORD SAID "THOU MUST REMAIN SILENT IN REGARD TO THE AMOUNT OF MONEY REWARDED. HAPPY HUNTING, OLLIE."
AND THE LORD GRANTED
AND THE MAN THANKED THE LORD -- Molestations 4:17

THOU ART PATIENT:

THEN THE MAN ASKED FOR A HAIRLESS PHILIPINO BOY....AND AN EIGHTBALL
AND THE LORD SAID "GIVE ME A COUPLE OF DAYS, MY GUY IS OUT OF TOWN
AND THE MAN SAID " COOL, GIVE ME A CALL" --Deudgetoutofme 12:25

WhataSuperFuckinDouche!

Pray for me,

theblaast,
citizen


Posted by theblaast at 2:54 PM - 6 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 A blaast of Headlines....And a Couple Vague Memories
 



A sample of headlines by your earnestly attentive author.... Please, indulge.

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PRESIDENT BUSH MICROWAVES FOIL, RECEIVES MINOR BURNS...
From the AP

BRITTANY SPEARS CLAIMS "I ONLY DO DRUGS SO I CAN STAND TO BE AROUND MY KIDS!"
From US Magazine

JESUS ARRESTED IN CRACK DEN, QUIETLY RELEASED TO HIS FATHER AFTER THREE DAYS...
From TBN

VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY RETURNS FROM A LONG LUNCH, MAKES STAFFERS SMELL HIS FINGER....
From Reuters

LARRY CRAIG CLAIMS 18 INCH DILDO FOUND IN SENATE OFFICE IS FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES....
From Closeted and Self Loathing Magazine

WOMAN CLAIMS TO SEE THE VIRGIN MARY IN PAINTING OF VIRGIN MARY, SELLS IT ON E-BAY....
From Google News

LIBERALS DERIDE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION CROSS BURNING, GOP RESPONDS WITH GUNFIRE....MANY CONFIRMED DEAD...
From The Weekly Standard

SEAN HANNITY'S JAW GROWING AT AN ALARMING RATE....
From Reader's Digest

NANCY PELOSI AND HARRY REID CLAIM "SUCCESS" IN BUILDING AN "IMPRESSIVE LIST OF FAILURES", CITE COLLAPSE ON EVERYTHING THEY WERE ELECTED TO DO AS PROOF......
From The Neutered American

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT PUTS ITSELF ON TRIAL, LOSES....
From Jurytalk.com

BILL O'REILLY "PLEASANTLY SURPRISED" TO DISCOVER NOT ALL ITALIANS ARE IN THE MOB. CLAIMS TO HAVE "HAD A GREAT MEAL" AT OLIVE GARDEN....
From Bloviating Monthly

PRESIDENT BUSH TO INVADE SWITZERLAND, CLAIMS "THEY'RE PUSSIES!"....CHENEY BITCH SLAPS AMBASSADOR....
From Washington Times

FAILING HER WAY: THE CONDALEEZA RICE STORY....ONE WOMANS STRUGGLE TO DENY PEACE AND HER OWN SEXUALITY....
Excerpt in The Advocate

What a wonderful audience you have been! I am forever obliged.

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Ah, memories. Do you mind if I share some of mine? How gracious! Well then! Let me begin.....

......My mind conjures up the image of a tall muslim zealot who claimed he knew how to slay the giant, America.
I think I remember chief evil doer, O to the B to the L-A-D, saying he wanted the US army out of Saudi Arabia. I recall him saying something like not wanting to engage America in head on war, but to instead provoke an invasion of another muslim country and bleed the beast. Specifically, I thought I read that there were three places that this could be done most efficiently, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia. I can almost swear he railed against the Western Nation friendly price of oil. I have flashes of him demanding 100 dollars per barrell. I recollect him calling for greater profit for his people if their holy bounty was to go to market. Supply and demand... and he says nothing good comes from the west. Money,money,money,money....money.

Bush doesn't think well, but he sure can follow directions.

Thank you for letting me share some memories with you. You are truly accommodating.

Hey, hey, what can I do...?
Hey, hey, what can I say...?

theblaast,
citizen

Posted by theblaast at 10:47 AM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Bill Maher or Bill O'Reilly?
 

JAGHOFF!!!



Bill Maher must have forgotten that he was thrown off the air for saying controversial things. What a douche bag he reveals himself to be. Kicking people out of his show like a diminutive faux tough guy. There are questions about 9/11 that have not been answered, yet Bill pretends that he knows the facts and anyone who disagrees with him should have their asses kicked by his security goons. Sure, yelling in the middle of his show is not the way to be "heard", but he continues to forbid any 9/11 truthers to be guests on his show. I don't know all the facts about the attacks and neither does he. If he is so sure these people are crazy then why not have them on to eviscerate their theories, once and for all? A guy who claims to be for freedom of thought and speech should have no problem doing that. What a fuckin tool!

He shows his bravery by running into the audience behind nine dollar an hour security goons to personally kick out the disrupters. What a little chicken shit! I'm not the toughest guy in the world, but I've had my share of bar fights and if that little pseudo playboy ever laid his hands on me I'd knock his fucking teeth down his throat.
Forgive my little testosterone spike, but contrary to what you might think, I'm not perfect.

I certainly don't believe that some rich, arrogant, know-it-all, corporate "pundit" cares about my humble opinion, but I have lost respect for the little prick.

Fuck you, Bill.

theblaast,
citizen

Posted by theblaast at 10:55 AM - 15 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Remember Me?
 



SURPRISE!! I'M HUMAN!

I wonder how many of you thought I was either punished by your god or squadded by the government? Well, rest easy.

I know alot of you have missed the good natured ramblings at thefringe, as of late.(I can tell by all none of the comments) I have been out of town for the past eight days and too busy to be angry and opinionated in blog form. I was accepted into an apprenticeship at a radio station so I am also changing careers.(is carpenter a career?) In addition to all of that, I helped my brother and his fiance move into their new house and J and I are introducing a new kitten into our home. Our cat isn't exactly happy about that, but he's pretty docile and I'm sure he will come to accept the little guy as his brother. Basically, I have been extremely busy and I have neglected thefringe. Well, I'm back and I look forward to pissing you off once again.

Alot has gone on in the last week and believe me I have opinions. Look for a fringy post later today.

Happy to be back, though you may not be.

theblaast,
citizen



Posted by theblaast at 11:13 AM - 8 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 JESUS H. CHRIST AND HIS GRIFTERS FOR GOD.
 

I laugh at your arrogance, I cry for your ignorance, I cringe at your bigotry, and I despise your lies.

Enjoy.

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....AND JESUS SAID THOU SHALL CLAIM TO FUCK LIKE PORNSTARS.....



.....AND JESUS SAID THOU SHALL PROTEST TOO MUCH......



....AND JESUS SAID UNTO HIM....GET WIRED AND SUCK COCK....



....AND JESUS SAID.....SELL FEAR FOR PROFIT....



Suck it, Hypochrists. You are a foul breed. Your praying hands smell of blood and money.

JUST FUCKIN LEAVE US BEHIND ALREADY!

IF JESUS SAVES, WHY DOES HE ALWAYS NEED MONEY.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Secular Fundamentalist,

theblaast,
citizen

Posted by theblaast at 12:06 PM - 13 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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