THIS IS THE CHIEF.....THE CHIEF WE ALL MUST HAIL TO....THIS IS THE CHIEF WHO TOOK HABEUS AWAY......



George "the destroying monkey from god" Bush, besides being the harbinger of annihilation, says some pretty stupid things. They run the gamut from simple mispronunciations to outright dangerous declarations. Let us spend some time reminiscing. A few quotes from each year of his presidency. We'll start in 2001 and work our way forward.

2001



1. "We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 4, 2001

2. "When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Sept. 19, 2001

3. "It's my honor to speak to you as the leader of your country. And the great thing about America is you don't have to listen unless you want to." —George W. Bush, speaking to recently sworn in immigrants on Ellis Island, July 10, 2001

4. "You know, sometimes when you study history, you get stuck in the past." —George W. Bush, on what he told Russian president Vladimir Putin, as quoted in the Wall Street Journal, June 25, 2001

5. "The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president. Because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice, often times, of someone whose life has been turned upside down hears from." —George W. Bush, Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001

2002



1. "You believe in the Almighty, and I believe in the Almighty. That's why we'll be great partners." —George W. Bush, to Turkish Prime Minister Recap Tayyip Erdogan, Washington, D.C. Dec. 10, 2002

2. "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward's "Bush at War"

3. "I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

4. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." —George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

5. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —George W. Bush, June 18, 2002

2003



1. "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003

2. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

3. "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

4. "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." —George W. Bush, State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false

5. "I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

2004



1. "Iraqis are sick of foreign people coming in their country and trying to destabilize their country." --George W. Bush, interview with Al Arabiya Television, May 5, 2004

2. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." --George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

3. "I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

4. "Had we to do it over again, we would look at the consequences of catastrophic success, being so successful so fast that an enemy that should have surrendered or been done in escaped and lived to fight another day." --George W. Bush, telling Time magazine that he underestimated the Iraqi resistance

5. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

2005



1. "After all, Europe is America's closest ally." --George W. Bush, Mainz, Germany, Feb. 23, 2005

2. "Because he's hiding." --George W. Bush, responding to a reporter who asked why Osama bin Laden had not been caught, aboard Air Force One, Jan. 14, 2005

3. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

4. "You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war." --George W. Bush, on the Sept. 11 attacks, Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

5. "I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome." --George W. Bush, defending Vice President Dick Cheney's pre-war assertion that the United States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, Dec. 12, 2005

2006



1. "We're never been stay the course, George." --George W. Bush, attempting to distance himself from what has been his core strategy in Iraq for the last three years, interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, Oct. 22, 2006

2. "I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." --George W. Bush, talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward

3. "I can look you in the eye and tell you I feel I've tried to solve the problem diplomatically to the max, and would have committed troops both in Afghanistan and Iraq knowing what I know today." --George W. Bush, Irvine, Calif., April 24, 2006

4. "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006

5. "It's a heck of a place to bring your family." --George W. Bush, on New Orleans, New Orleans, La., Jan. 12, 2006

2007



1. "And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it." --George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

2. "The solution to Iraq -- an Iraq that can govern itself, sustain itself and defend itself -- is more than a military mission. Precisely the reason why I sent more troops into Baghdad." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

3. "My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision -- if the job description were, what do you do -- it's decision maker." --George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

4. "Either we'll succeed, or we won't succeed. And the definition of success as I described is sectarian violence down. Success is not no violence." --George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007

5. "We're kicking ass." --George W. Bush, on the security situation in Iraq, to Australian Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 5, 2007

This man holds all of our futures in his dainty, manicured, booger stained, white knuckled hands.

WE'VE BEEN FUCKED DRY, WE ARE BEING FUCKED DRY, WE WILL CONTINUE TO BE FUCKED DRY.

TWITCHING HIS WAY TO APOCALYPSE.

JAGHOFF!



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I've got a question. Based on all we know about the god monkey's verbal skills, intelligence, and manner, what do you think he's about to say in this picture?



I've got a couple of ideas...



"In other words, this came outta mah ass...."

"Sompn lahk this here, fully erectified...."

"In other words, thisa here's corn....."

"Tell me superstretch, do I look like the Fonz? AAAAAWWWWW...."

"Bring 'em on......"

"I will fuck you up..." (added 9/28/07 after a couple dirty martinis)



Go ahead and speak for the presidisaster. You cannot do worse than he.


Just reading,

theblaast,
citizen

WOW!

No one at the table is winning any critical thinking contests, but the View's staple of ignorance(Hasselback) and her new apprentice(Shepherd) have opinions derived from the dark ages. I wonder if they have blood letting sessions to stay healthy. These people are out there! They seem to procreate with enthusiasm in order to perpetuate their ignorance and stupidity, as children don't have any defenses against their parents and their imbecilic views.

Blogstream has an ark's worth of religion flowing in it's waters. Their indoctinated caterwauls echo back and forth validating all who adhere to their narrow beliefs. The delusion must be maintained.

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Why is no one honest enough to go after this dolt for her archaic, magic dominated world view?

SHE'S A FUCKING IDIOT!!! C'MON!! SHE DOESN'T KNOW IF THE WORLD IS FLAT??!!





Shockingly ignorant. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

What kind of society are we when we applaud people who claim to get their morality from an institution that is violent and deadly to it's core?

Look to the good book. It's full of blood.

Lemmings!

"Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion –- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven." -- Mark "Clemonade" Twain

Veteran of the war on X-mas,

theblaast,
citizen

YouTube, the keeper of media memories. Two of my favorite shows when I was a kid. Tricked me into learning. Truly amazing programming. Sometimes TV is good. When it is it is usually on PBS. (Although that is another insitution the Chimpists would like to politicize and bring under control of the crown. I digress ........)

These clips propelled me back into the upturned coffee table my brother and I sat in as we watched.(My parents disapproved for a while, eventually relenting because they loved us....and it was just a coffee table.)

A smile which could only belong to a child lit across my lips as I knew I must post.............

SEVENTIES KID SHOW MEMORIES....ENJOY!

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Learning in cognito.(Although, I remember I was kind of sad the ball turned to dust.)



Oh, the sweet funk of seventies children's shows. One, Two, Three, Four-Five......



Yup, that's a steel drum.

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Where does it get it's power?



One of my personal favs.....



I cherish my childhood memories. I can almost smell them sometimes...

TheFringe, a soft and pleasant place to be.
I didn't even say Fuck. Not once.

George Bush is a criminal.....
Religion is a destroyer......

Damnit!!

I just couldn't help myself.

Be back tomorrow with new and improved anger! More Sarcasm! One step closer to a war with Iran!

Rash?! I got a rash man.

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Breaking character,

theblaast,
citizen

...and the bleats go on....

Petraeus is an absolute political pawn. I'm sick of everyone drooling respect for the general. Fuck him. He has been in Bush's pocket since the war began. He wrote an op-ed in the Washington times in September of '04(conveniently before an election)stating that there had been real progress made in Iraq. That hundreds of thousands of troops had been trained and were performing more and more operations. These Iraqi soldiers were going to start shouldering more of the fighting. How did that turn out? You fuckin liar.

OK general, we all know why you're here. Lie to us, we seem to enjoy it.

He and Ryan Crocker are being sent to Washington to tell a tale, not convey facts. Their only job is to provide political cover for republicans by subjectively defining progress. The war is going incredibly badly, but the good news is it's going so badly we can't leave. You fuckin scumbag. How many lives will David and Ryan help snuff out to protect an idiot's legacy? Obviously many more.
Even though every independent study has said the surge has not worked, that it has failed, these two are all about the sunshine. Well if you remember the surge speech some eight months ago, the troop increase was supposed to provide breathing room for the central government so it could start to make political progress. Something EVERYONE agrees is the only road to stability in Iraq. BAGHDAD!! Secure Baghdad! THAT DID NOT HAPPEN! Not even close.
Instead Bush and his inept crew of deceivers claim that the surge has been successful because of the "security success" of Anbar Province. Anbar is an almost exclusive Sunni territory to the west of Baghdad, where we have been arming and funding Sunni tribal leaders to fight "Al Qaeda". It does not have the sectarian violence that Baghdad and most of the rest of central Iraq has been plagued by.
The military had been exploiting the local leaders' disdain of "Al Qaeda" by helping them with weapons and money for months before the surge took place. REMEMBER, securing Baghdad to help the central government reconcile the country POLITICALLY was the surge's stated objective. In fact, most of the fighting was going to be done, once again, by the now mythical Iraqi army. There must be a billion of them trained and ready to fight. I don't know about you, but I'd like to know where the fuck they are?! We have been "training" them for YEARS! Yet Americans still do all the fighting and too much of the dying.

There have been no benchmarks made by the Iraqis, only skid marks. The violence is just as bad if not worse in the capital. The government is non-functioning. Our army is stretched to the limit. These two fuckers, Petraeus and Crocker, should be charged with treason along with the rest of the Bushco criminal structure for destroying the armed forces, among other things. They lie while Americans and Iraqis die. The "surge", along with Bush's presidency has been a failure. Period, the end.

So dillusional, so callous, so ignorant, and so arrogant. Over 170,000 soldiers were put smack dab in the middle of a civil war that has been raging for over a thousand years. Sent there by a man who neither studies history nor cares for the future. Because of him our military is in shambles, we have fewer allies and more enemies, we're drowning in debt, and we are less safe.

Yet, somehow according to the most evil of evil chimps, "we're kicking ass!"

Look out Iran, we are going to liberate the shit out of you next.

Bush has done far more to destroy the United States than anything that happened on September thee eleventh. Even worse, he has used that day to justify the destruction. Tru Dat, Bitches.

Defund, Impeach, Indict.

PS. Notice how the good general went right to fix news after his testimony to pour some more kool-aid for the thinking impaired.

America, enjoy it while it lasts.

theblaast,
citizen

Some questions and observations from your humble author.



Are babies born owing nine months of back-tithe?

Is god's view ever obstructed by clouds?

If you believe god has a plan and you have a place in it, why would you ever go to the doctor?

If god watches all of us, all the time, it must be sick of the masturbation.

Why didn't christianity work the first time, when it was paganism?

Why do mormon prophets live forever...until they die?

Mary, what kind of mother wouldn't sacrifice their own life to try to save their child's? You narcissistic virgin.

Where does god bank? Probably off shore.

Can you take a be-heading class at a madrassa?

Why are seventy-two virgins appealing? I would much rather have more experienced women, who know how to move. AAWW YEAH!

Why did Zeus quit?

Are there dinosaurs in heaven?

Is the crusty sock under my bed a mass grave?

Why John Merrick? What did that poor bastard do?

Michael Jackson would have made a good priest.

Since god is American, do you think it's pissed it has to learn Spanish?

What's god got against Africa?

Where did noah get two penguins in the Middle East.

Wouldn't holy water be more effective if you drank it?

Is HD porn too real?

What if you don't want to be reincarnated?

Why does prayer bring someone through cancer, but not a shotgun blast to the head?

Why do infertile couples go through years of artificial insemination, then thank god for septuplets?

Did jesus need his penis?

I wonder how much thirty pieces of silver is worth in today dollars?

I am a first born son, should I worry?

How many times has the rapture been postponed?

How can faith be fact?

Ric Ocasik walked on water.

If someone shows me a card trick, is that blasphemy?

Do you think jesus is jealous of santa and the easter bunny?

Why do all tele-preachers, male or female, look like a caricature?

How come miracles cost money?

Why was Jerry Falwell cursed by a plague of chins?

Why does god need an army? Couldn't it take care of any problem that arose by itself. I mean, the lightning alone........

If being gay is wrong why did jesus only hang out with men?

Why are certain cults acceptable?

Did jesus design the video game "Left Behind"? If so, who taught him to write code?

Why didn't god have more kids?

Stephen Baldwin?



Any help with the answers would be great.

Walking without a crutch,

theblaast,
citizen