The Republitards are running some real zeros, but Romney wins "Biggest Douchbag" this week.

Truly a man of all people....



I can see advisors prepping Willard, before he goes out and meets some real "blacks".

Advisor: "Make sure to touch them...it will show that you aren't afraid. Oh yeah,..... speak to them in their own language".

Romney: "I don't know ebonics."

Advisor: "You don't have to...just say something that shows you relate to them as fellow Americans."

Romney: "I've got it! How about 'Who let the dogs out', I've heard them chant that at sporting contests."

Advisor: "Perfect."

Romney: "Then maybe I should do a couple steps of soft shoe."

Advisor: "No, just go ahead and give a few high fives and say you've got to get to lunch with your baby momma...they'll love that."

Romney: "Right off, brother!"

Advisor: "It's Right ON, sir."

Romney: "Right. I am Down, Parsons. You know that."

Advisor: "Of course you are sir. You've got the funk."

Romney: "Exactly! I have the funk! Now let me rap on those bloods for a while!"

Advisor: "Yes sir! Let's get you out there! Cue the bongos and jungle noises! And Jonson...grab the grape soda!"

What an ignorant douche.

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And to think just 30 years ago Romney's cult wouldn't even accept the Lamanites. They were, after all, cursed with color. Now a mormon presidential candidate is frolicking with them on TV. Times sure have changed.

I wonder what Joe "Seeing Stones" Smith would have to say about where his beloved, racist, polygamist doctrine has gone.

In all seriousness...The cult of mormonism lost an immortal prophet this week. The 97 year old prophet was overcome with an acute case of death.

HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Don't forget the flowers,

theblaast,
citizen